I am Comic Sans, Asshole.

I'm in your signs.
I'm in your browsers.
I'm in your instant messengers.

I'm not just a font. I am a force of motherfucking nature and I will not rest until every uptight armchair typographer cock-hat like you is surrounded by my lovable, comic-book inspired, sans-serif badassery.

Quelle: I'm Comic Sans, Asshole.